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Fridge Cleanout
21:50 Feb 21 2012
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Found at the back of the fridge tonight.. a quarter jar of strawberry jam, complete with furry overcoat and dated December 2011. Hubby asked, what will we do with it? I said... run for our life!

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PAGANofMidnight
22:08 Feb 21 2012

LOL!

ThePinja
03:50 Feb 22 2012

A few years back when living the man life with a roomate we had a jello salad bowl left over from Thanksgiving that grew a beard and mustache, we called it bob. We did not disturb bob because we were certain he was alive and capable of moving. That apartment made many an odd noise at odd times. Never again shall I grow my own life farm in a fridge. Not cause I don't want to, Jadee won't let me :( lol.

xxEmaeraldxx
19:42 Feb 22 2012

Lol Pinj! you could ferment some more and send them after those that dishonour your girlfriend!

The love dress
22:05 Feb 20 2012
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I received this joke in my mail box this morning.. and thought I would share it here with you guys..

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.

She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked

to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'I'm waiting for Justin to come home from work', the daughter-in-law answered.

'But you're naked!', the mother-in-law exclaimed.

'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.

'Love dress? But you're naked!'

'Justin loves me to wear this dress,' she explained.

'Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic

and ravages me for hours.'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put

on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay

on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there

so provocatively.

'What are you doing?' he asked.

'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

'Needs ironing,' he said, 'What's for dinner?'